Ow.

Just got whipped...didn't enjoy it this time...

On a brighter note, the store seems to be holding up under the masses - the downside of course has been the thunderous mini-quakes caused by KING-SLAY1 having an extra happy stomp up the office.

I need a holiday...

Upcoming Zombo Graphic Novel!

In the ultimate sacrifice to their craft, Both Al Ewing and Henry Flint have given their lives to join the stinking ranks of the undead in preparation for Zombo: Can I Eat You, Please? released October 2010!

All 1st editions of the book will contain a small amount of a weaponised zombie virus in the ink, turning the reader into a drooling corspe within 24 hours of reading the last page.

Hmm??

Oh yes...here:

http://shop.2000adonline.com

Now...where did I put that other site down...

Shop...

Apparently the shop's been redone...I suppose I'd better tell people where to find it!

Please point your browsers to...What?...Tea? Yes I'd love one...

What was I saying....oh, nevermind...

Robo-K33f's tribute to the Harlem Heroes...

In the year 2050 Aeroball is the game,
Where the team Harlem Heroes put all others to shame,
Those jet-packing players are second to none,
It’s b-ball and kung fu all rolled into one,
Giant’s the captain – that cat’s outta sight,
He’s dunking and scoring from morning to night,
Some punk went and messed with the teams’ hover car,
Now Louis is so light, his brain’s in a jar!
So the team had to go and start up from scratch,
Don’t jive me ‘bout fielding dead men at a match!
The Heroes got Hairy, Zack, Slim and King,
Once up in the air, those guys do their thing!
So watch out the Bulls, the Wolves and the Cats,
‘Cos next to the Heroes you chumps are all wack!

Spellcheck

You know you're one of 2000 AD's lackeys when your copy of Word states that "Zarjaz" isn't a spelling mistake and "Facebook" is...

Damage Report 1686

Cyber-Matt enjoys sourcing inspirations for this week’s cover, trawling through Amazon for such true-crime classics as Gangs of Britain, Scally: Confessions of a Category C Football Hooligan, Real Hard Cases, Kill Grandma For Me, Blades Business Crew 2, and other such titles that need to be read aloud in a Danny Dyer accent. Robo-K33F, of course, has them all...