Wednesday 12 May 2010

Damage Report 1682

The problem with being a droid, as any newly constructed ‘bot soon discovers, is that memory files are hard to delete. Once something passes by the optical sensors, it gets lodged in the cranial cache forever. So pity the poor minions who foolishly viewed the trailer for The Human Centipede on Youtube, shortly followed by cries of, ‘But WHY?!?’

1 comment:

  1. It's simple... There is no why - simply remove the word from the droid's memory.